January 2010
92 posts
YOU'RE A JERK
you’re a THE jerk.
moulin rouge
ellebellex:
YOUR SONG
My gift is my song And this one’s for you And you can tell everybody That this is your song It maybe quite simple But now that it’s done Hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is now you’re in the world Sat on the roof And I kicked off the moss Well some of the verses well They got me quite cross But the sun’s...
im so scared. it sounds like someone’s trying to break into my house. i locked myself in my mom’s room with a bat. idk who is home, but for sure i will be the last one taken, but not with out a fight
MTA Perves & Chunks
Fantastic. I have a guy rubbing his dirty “goods” all up on my shoulder & keeps falling & then falling asleep on me on the train while standing up. Then little Miss Gigante sitting next to me on the bus positions all her fat to leak out of her seat & into the seats around her.I’m sorry I had sat on the corner of your jacket but that wouldn’t have been the case...
MLIA FML GMH, etc.
So I’m roaming the good old internet & what to i find? A whole bunch of websites similar to the more popular mlia, fml, gmh…
http://mylifeisjewish.info/
http://www.mylifeismuslim.com/
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
http://mylifeisnerdy.co.cc/
http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/
http://mylifeiscrap.com/
http://www.lmylife.com/
& still a crap load more. this just proves...
My mom’s being a total drama queen because the assignment she submitted was not properly formatted because SHE DIDNT look over her work, SHE MAY NOT recieve a “100%” in the class, & that I couldn’t save her from HER MISTAKES. Its not my job to make sure you do your right. I can’t be doing everything for her. This is why we get into arguments; she cares more about...
Tech Support
Tech: “This is Internet tech support. What can I do for you?”
Customer: “Uhm, yeah. I have a problem with my computer.”
Tech: “Okay, what seems to be the issue?”
Customer: “There is a big vagina on the screen and I can’t get it off.”
Tech: “That would be an advanced support question. One moment while I transfer you…”
I love Lindsay Lohan.
I love my bangs, but I always have a little piece of hair that always falls out of place. I think it’s gives me some character :)
Ode to Stalker Guy on the 7 train
Our eyes meet at the grand central station. Your shiny black jacket caught my eye, like Saran wrapped around a black sharpie. You were all the way at the other end of the platform. I turn to look for the train, I turn back; you are closer. I wasn’t expecting this to happen. I check the time. It’s 12:57, omg youre like 25 feet away now. Damn you’re fast! My phone battery is dying...
It's about time...
everyone truly tells themselves they love themselves. lol if that makes sense. love yourself all your imperfections :) it may be annoying, irritating, & possibly a bad habit; but a person will come along and will find all those imperfections & see them as the perfect tweaks in the imperfect person.
JAKE SULLY! →
WISH: I wish I could just click a [BLOCK] button...
“For a minute it was looking like
I’d end up one of those guys
Spending...”
– Bobby Valentino - Anonymous
“But wait, now how long could this take?
It’s hard to find a man, …
They...”
– Leighton Meester - Somebody To Love
I feel like such a loser :(
WatchSMH
I really wish my dad would STFU in life because no one cares what he has to say. NO ONE. Not even his own immediate “family”. He’s full of BS. All he does is makes all our lives THAT MUCH HARDER to live.
Can Haiti just get off the tv? Yeah, I know it’s terrible & everything, but there wasn’t such a big deal about the tsunami a couple years back. UPS didnt make a discount for shipping costs & there wasn’t any texting donations set up for it either. What’s the difference & why all the uproar?
The real “Whatcha Say” woman. Imogen...
“It may not mean nothing to y’all,
but understand nothing was done for me,
so I...”
– Drake - Forever
14316.) To be honest, I wish you didn't like me as...
blogsecret:
The whole clingy, needy shit turns me off, but I know that if you didn’t give a fuck about me, I’d also be upset. I want you to like me, and need me, and want me, but not as much as you do right now. I want to live my life, and not feel bad for forgetting to get online and talk to you…
im typically very optimistic about things concerning myself, but i’m like super depressed, stuck in a pit of self pity, emo, whatever you want to call it. i just really want to go to the aquarium & look at all the sea life. im sure it’d make me feel happy at that moment.
Truth: At times I cry because no matter how good...
She's right.
i jokingly ask my mom why doesn’t she love me & she jokingly always replies: ‘cause your black. & we always laugh about it. what i really mean to say is that even now that we are in the 21st century (i think) your appearance is heavily weighed either in or against your favor. i thought the whole racism thing was over with, but it’s still on & strong. i believe i am a...
REBLOG if your parents fart & don't feel the need...
“I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people MIGHT do.”
– Bill Maher (via cocknbull)
im trying to convince my mom to let me get a...
leeeeeezx3:
ahleigh:
leeeeeezx3:
but she said its too expensive. she said it was likee $200 for an acustic; do they really cost tht muchh?
Yeaup but you can get the beginner ones that Come with a tuner & picks & a bag & all that good stuff. I thought you guys had a guiter though, couldve sworn I saw one in angel’s room lol
yeap we have one…but she doesnt let me touch it...
im trying to convince my mom to let me get a...
leeeeeezx3:
but she said its too expensive. she said it was likee $200 for an acustic; do they really cost tht muchh?
Yeaup but you can get the beginner ones that Come with a tuner & picks & a bag & all that good stuff. I thought you guys had a guiter though, couldve sworn I saw one in angel’s room lol
Truth: The thought of you around, the idea of you...
I hate drinking.
i don’t like the taste. the aroma makes me sick to my stomach. i hate people who drink & think its cool. the occasional cup here & there is okay. but drink after drink after drink is just sad. its pathetic. you have no other idea of fun than to drink? the whole energy of drinking i don’t like.
i’ve had my fair share. i did all my experimenting in 1 week. got that crap...
What would you consider?
would you consider someone fake because they don’t blow up & yell at a person but instead decides to save themselves the waste of energy & just shuts up & leaves the situation alone? idk what you think about it, but i call it “being the bigger person.”
Don't Flatter Yourself
seriously. what is it with people who swear everyone is trying to be like them? people need to shut up because before anyone started something, there’s someone in the world who thought & started it before them. anyone who thinks someone is trying to be like them, is just gassing themselves up. they want people to be like them. they comment & snicker & put down others because they...
Why do you Tumblr?
I tumblr just as a journal, venting, if you will. I don’t expect anyone to read this, & at times i dont want anyone to read it. i just want it all written down so that at one point in life i can look back & know what i’ve been through & thought.
Texting is stupid.
ravieb:
junglejustine:
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious or annoyed. Fuck you, texting. Someone please revive the age old thing called phone calls. Thanks!
TOOK THE WORDS OUT MY MOUTH
i miss talking on the phone like in 6th grade.
How do you know...
if its being greedy? pity those who are unfortunate, but who is the more unfortunate one? how would you measure someone’s need? sometimes i hate caring for others because in the end i get screwed over.
College Trip to Poconos
i’m not going. i’m not up for it. i don’t feel like being around people & “trying” to enjoy myself when i have stuff stuck in my mind. sparing myself the bad mood & hanging out with a friend this weekend.
Delirious
: intoxicated with the thought of us.
i honestly want to withdraw myself from a certain community. im just not happy & i know i won’t until i get what i want.